My new crush - Giants QB Eli Manning. And no- this isn't a post bowl victory crush- i noticed him pre- Petty pre-glory...he's adorable. I find myself more of a cuddle bear guy than the stud's woman - they're pretty at a distance but you can't take them home to mom and pop- they'd as quickly love you as they would leave you preggy and alone (see: bridget M.) The stud's have arrogance, pecks and penis envy with themselves and i'd prefer a hometown pup with a pension for spooning and a kind and humble twang.
Tragic realization though- even these sweethearts are a hott commodity- prey for the idiots of the world - i'm not bias against blondes, but they do seem to wrangle my men (see also: steven gerard) using their southern snake charming to make these bears their bitches, poor pups. undeserved, cruel and just unfair. Match.com here i come.
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